My cycling shoes click on the ground too…
…but they have leather soles and match my hat :)
They are not regular shoes, either. Notice the aerodynamic profile, the holes that when biking at faster speed help create vacuum in the shoes, making the feet sit more snugly in the shoes.
The colour of the shoes is a special one that affects dogs’ central cortex in a unique way as to not sniff them and pee on them…let alone chew them. The hat also has a special shape designed in a secret Swiss wind tunnel that creates lift even at speeds of 12 mph, so the rider feels lighter and pedals more efficiently. Now that you know all these secrets, you can only guess what kind of magic goes on in the space between the had and the shoes…
Those are my idea of a well-dressed cyclist! Carry on, please!
Will do! :)